Because it’s London, innit! This city is legendary, electric, and downright filthy. It's the perfect place for the groom’s sendoff. What other city can you visit famous landmarks and party like a rockstar?

Start your day with a pint in a pub that’s been serving beer since the 1600s. Then get your competitive juices flowing with Nerf combat or axe throwing. Or don’t. Take a stroll through the Tower of London or cruise the Thames with a pint in your hand. London isn’t a city; it’s a playground.

Most stag parties are boring! There’s no variety, just a bunch of pints. But when you roll with Stagmadness, we can help you create a truly unforgettable weekend. Get your weekend off to a flying start with a private transfer to your hotel in the heart of the action.

The real fun begins as the sun sets. Soho and Shoreditch come alive with buzzing bars. Get into the capital city to find amazing clubs and just the right amount of madness to ensure a night to remember (or not remember). Whether you’re sipping craft beers in a trendy pub or losing yourself in a club where the bass will rattle your bones, London’s got you covered.

This city doesn’t promise a legendary weekend; it delivers. So round up the lads, bring your big guns, and let London show you how a proper stag do is done. Dull? Not on your life. Forgettable? Only if you drink too much (and, let’s be honest, you will).

When the sun goes down, London turns into a wild animal. This city doesn’t do quiet nights—it’s all about going big or going home. The pubs are packed, the clubs are thumping, and the streets are alive with energy. London’s nightlife is a party animal, and you’re about to let loose.

Soho is the place to bar crawl. Start with pints and beer pong in a traditional British pub, then graduate to cocktail bars where the drinks are as rowdy as the crowd. Or are they? If you’re feeling sneaky, track down a secret speakeasy—if you can find one, that is. Shoreditch is a different beast altogether. Think rooftop bars, street art, and craft beer on tap. It’s gritty, it’s cool, and the perfect playground for a group of lads looking to get up to no good (or forget what happens).

If you’re still standing after all that, nightclub entry is where the magic happens. XOYO brings the basslines that will rattle your ribcage, while Fabric’s world-renowned DJs spin tracks that will keep you dancing till the sun comes up. Looking for something mental? Camden’s music scene is eclectic and mental, with everything from live punk rock to dancehall. And for the true ravers, Ministry of Sound is a pilgrimage you owe it to yourself to make.

London’s nightlife isn’t big—it’s huge. You’ll drink, dance, and laugh more than you ever thought possible. Just make sure the groom makes it out alive—barely.

Time to load up, boys. There’s nothing more “legendary stag banter” than unleashing your inner action hero and firing off a few rounds. London’s got plenty of adrenaline-fueled activities to keep you and the lads pumped and ready for the night ahead.

Nerf Combat: Paintball, but not as messy and way more ridiculous. Strap on your foam blasters and engage in fast-paced battles with your mates. Dodge, weave, and laugh so hard you snort your beer out your nose. Perfect for bringing out your inner child and showing the groom who’s boss.

Axe Throwing: Think you’re a Viking? Throw some axes, you beast. Take targets down like a caveman and feel the primal rush of adrenaline as you perfect your technique. Score points (and serious bragging rights) while bonding with the lads over some serious aggression.

Paintball: Go commando in a massive urban arena, flanking your mates and pelting them with paint. It’s tactical, it’s messy, and the perfect excuse to take out that one guy who always thinks he’s the hero. Newsflash: he’s not.

Archery Tag: Fire foam-tipped arrows at your mates in a crazy mashup of dodgeball and archery. It’s every man for himself as you dodge incoming arrows while taking shots at anyone unfortunate enough to be in your crosshairs.

Whether you’re dropping virtual reality bombs on each other, engaging in full-on Nerf war, or taking shots on an axe-throwing range, these activities will put your aim, your reflexes, and your ability to talk smack to the test. Think you’ve got what it takes to come out on top? There’s only one way to find out. Ready, aim… party.

A stag do without pranks? Don’t even think about it. This is your chance to create an unforgettable stag experience by making the groom blush, sweat, or laugh till he chokes. Covent Garden, South Bank, Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square - you name the spot and we’ll give you mental ways to pull off the ultimate wind-up. We’ve got the tricks to make it legendary.

Stag Handcuff with Dwarf: There’s nothing funnier than cuffing the groom to a cheeky little dwarf for a few hours of non-stop banter. Imagine his face when he realises he’s got a new BFF for the night. It’s the perfect combination of embarrassment and comedy gold.

Fake Arrest: Set the night off with a bang. Have the “coppers” arrive, cuff the groom, and give him a good scolding. Just when he thinks he’s going down to the station for the night, the officers bust out some serious striptease moves. Cue the laughter, and maybe a few crimson cheeks.

Costume Challenge: Take the groom’s dignity and throw it in the Thames. Dress him up in something mortifying—a giant baby, a ballerina, or full-on chicken suit. Then, give him a list of depraved challenges to complete. Bonus points if the whole group gets in on the action with a themed costume pub crawl.

Granny Striptease: Begin with a gorgeous young dancer. The groom’s beaming, the lads are cheering, and just when things are getting hot and heavy—BAM! She’s switched out for a granny who’s more than ready to get her groove on. It’s cringe-worthy, it’s hilarious, and a memory you’ll all cherish (or try to forget).

London’s the perfect playground to pull off these mental pranks. Whether it’s handcuffs, costumes, or straight-up mind-fucking surprises, you’ve got everything you need to make the groom’s night one to forget (or remember all too well).

Let’s be real: no stag do is complete without a little bit of cheeky fun. London’s got the lively atmosphere and options for the perfect venue to bring some heat to the night—sexy, classy, or straight-up mental. It’s time to turn it up.

Life Drawing with a Twist: Art, but make it dirty. Set the lads up for a life drawing class, and surprise them with a gorgeous nude model. Even better? Make the groom the star of the show with some “creative” challenges. We guarantee the results will be as funny as they are mortifying.

Striptease Shows: It’s the traditional stag do activity for a reason. London’s got plenty of venues where the lights are low, the music’s thumping, and the performers are sexier than the dancefloor. Treat the groom to a private dance or take the whole group out for a night of eye-popping entertainment.

Guided Pub Crawl with Beer Maids: Want a drinking buddy who pours pints and turns heads? Book a guided pub crawl with gorgeous beer maids to keep the group in line—or out of line. They’ll lead you through London’s wildest pubs and clubs while making sure the groom feels like a king.

From dirty life drawing to sultry shows and epic pranks, London’s sexy entertainment scene is guaranteed to bring laughs, blushes, and memories you’ll cherish (or try to forget). Just make sure the groom can handle the heat—he won’t live it down.

Feed the lads and keep them hydrated—because you can’t drink all night on an empty stomach. London’s food and drink scene is as diverse as the city itself, offering everything from proper pub fare to gourmet cuisine. It’s time to eat like kings and drink like legends.

Classic British Pubs: Get the lads started off right with a pint and a pie at one of London’s legendary pubs. The Churchill Arms in Kensington or Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese on Fleet Street serve up classic pub fare and cold pints. Think fish and chips, bangers and mash, or a steak-and-ale pie that’s basically a warm hug for your face. Bonus: You’re getting destroyed in a pub that’s older than your grandfather.

Street Food Markets: If the group’s got varying tastes, hit up a food market like Borough Market or Camden Market. Tacos, burgers, noodles, jerk chicken—you get the idea. They’ve got it all. These markets are great for loading up on carbs while taking in the electric London atmosphere. Grab your eats, grab a pint, and get amongst it.

High-End Dining: Want to impress the lads? London’s got Michelin-starred restaurants where you can blow the budget. Savor wagyu steak at Hawksmoor or head to Duck & Waffle for skyline views with your breakfast. It’s boujee, it’s bold, and it’s a great way to send the groom off into manhood.

Late-Night Eats: After a few pints, you’re going to need something greasy to soak up the sauce. London’s kebab shops, fried chicken spots, and late-night pizzerias are your friends. Feeling truly depraved? Get the lads to Brick Lane for legendary bagel shops. Stufed with salt beef, these bagels are a hangover cure.

Drink pairing? Lager pints at the pub, craft cocktails at the fancy spots, and shots of whatever’s spiciest when the night gets wild. Whether you’re stuffing your face with street eats or raising glasses over steak dinners, London’s got you covered.

You’ve got to sleep somewhere—at least for a few hours. London’s got options for every budget and style, from luxury hotels to cheap-and-cheerful hostels. But don’t let the groom book; he’d probably opt for a tent in Hyde Park.

The Fancy Option: Live it up, kings. Book a room at The Savoy or The Ritz. These legendary hotels are the epitome of class, with suites so luxurious the groom will forget he’s still a few sheets to the wind from the night before. Yeah, it’s expensive, but hell, the groom’s getting married, right? Arrive in a limo, depart in style—it’s what champions do.

Mid-Budget Comfort: Keep it central without breaking the bank. The Z Hotel in Soho or Premier Inn Tower Hill are great options. They offer comfortable beds and a prime location for taking in the city’s best bars. You’ll be close enough to stumble to the action, with just enough dosh left for another round (or twelve).

Budget Legends: If you’re rolling cheap for the booze, opt for hostels like Clink78 or Generator London. Think bunk beds, dorm rooms, and a built-in party atmosphere. It’s loud, it’s rowdy, and it’s perfect for a group of lads who don’t plan to sleep anytime soon.

Airbnb Flex: Want your own pad? Book a house or apartment and convert it into stag HQ. Whether it’s a swanky penthouse in Shoreditch or a quirky townhouse in Camden, you can pre-game in private and stumble home without worrying about hotel staff judging you.

Whatever you choose, make sure it’s central. No one wants a long tube ride after a few too many pints. Choose your base, dump your bags, and let London sort the rest.

Get the weekend started right. The River Thames is a great base for party cruises, offering unforgettable experiences like drinking and dancing while cruising by London’s iconic landmarks. No one wants to mess with trains or wait for an overpriced taxi. London’s got plenty of transfer options to get the party started in style—or not.

Party Bus: You’re not just getting from A to B—you’re getting the party started. Book a party bus with music, lights, and a pole (because why not?). Drinks on board? Of course. It’s the perfect way to set the tone for a debauched weekend.

Luxury Limos: Want to roll like rockstars? Rent a limo for the ultimate baller arrival. Leather seats, champagne on ice, and a vibe that screams “we’re winners.” It’s not just a ride; it’s a statement.

Private Coaches: Big group? No worries. A private coach keeps everyone together, makes sure you don’t lose the lightweight of the group, and gives you all room to pass out (or pre-game) on the way to your hotel.

Prank Transfers: For a laugh, book something ridiculous. How about a “cops and robbers” theme with a fake arrest mid-ride? Or throw in a stripper to make sure the groom doesn’t relax too soon. It’s up to you—just remember to film it.

And don’t forget the way home. Whether you’re crawling onto a minibus or stumbling onto another party bus, make sure the weekend ends as big as it begins. Transfers aren’t just a ride—they’re the first and last acts of your stag do play. Make them epic.